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NASA Announces First Lunar Base Football Match, Team Composition
At the behest of the lunar base astronauts, NASA has declared approval for an official lunar football match involving twenty-three astronauts across the two major moon bases, Artemis and Selene, meeting at a newly constructed field just a quarter mile from the Artemis mission's primary hydro-crater.
Fans will be able to observe the match from home via live broadcast and streaming from official NASA sources.
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Honestly I'm not very impressed with the security in here. They literally left the fire escape window of the employee lounge open? It was only a matter of time before someone climbed in there, so I think it's for the best it was me. Also, I tried making some coffee in their coffee maker and it made a really awful gurgling noise and spat out several clumps of coffee-like gloop instead, which tasted terrible, so I think they lose points for employee perks as well.
The banging on the door is getting louder and I think I heard someone with a walkie-talkie, so I'm just going to send this to print.
All in all, 5/10 newspaper. I would dock more points for poor hospitality, but I've been reading for years and their articles usually are quite good, especially the illustrated ones about that little boy with the tiger. ■
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